Torchwood goes shapeshifter mode as Podtor addresses, among other things, the elephant in the room – why are our episodes so short now? – while a funny error means this episode ends like, incredibly quickly. Like we only have like what, 13 minutes with you today? Use your free time wisely. Read a book – write a book, too! Text your crush. Put yourself out there. Listen to that song you haven’t listened to in weeks because you’re trying to be a “different” person but feel miserable without it. Pet your dog. Talk to your cat. Tell someone you love them. Go to the beach. Play some video games – watch Doctor Who. Catch up with a friend. Do something, even if it’s just taking a nap, with the time you have – right after you listen to our episode about Something Borrowed!
S05E12 – “Bad Blood” feat Tori
Friend of the pod Tori (@torlinnea) returns to talk an all timer with S05E12 “Bad Blood”. Mulder and Scully bicker as they try to sort out what exactly happened when they went to investigate a vampire in Texas as we get to see how they view each other’s annoying habits and how they see themselves. Laughs are had by all!
Tune in next time when we watch S05E13/14 “Patient X” and “The Red and the Black” and follow us on Twitter @condensedtruth!
Torchwood S02E08 – A Day in the Death
Podtor Whocast is here to talk all about superglue, Lone Cyberman revelations, and I guess Torchwood too. We liked the episode – you may not know it but we did! We swear.
Torchwood S02E07 – Dead Man Walking
This week on Podtor Whocast – Owen returns from the dead, there’s a screensaver on the lose, Martha gets very poetic, and the Goofs section gets incredibly pedantic. All this and more – it’s Dead Man Walking!
Torchwood S02E06 – Reset
Here’s Podtor Whocast’s very special look at why Alan Dale is Alan Dale, how Martha’s introduction changes the show and why she should’ve been allowed to say fuck or something. Oh, and Owen dies, so we delve into that – all that and more, it’s Reset, baybee.
S05E10 – “Chinga” feat Meagan
Meagan returns to talk spooky dolls in S05E10 “Chinga”. We talk about Maine and Stephen King, Scully failing to complete a successful vacation, and Mulder’s near death by boredom.
Lobster guy on instagram is @jknowles831
Stephen King’s original script: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UquaLQLpwPPUeYYn5qGOtdATN-SZ3gCW/view
Meagan’s Actual Play podcast: https://linktr.ee/derpsanddragons
Tune in next time when we watch S05E12 “Bad Blood” and follow us on Twitter @condensedtruth!
Torchwood S02E05 – Adam
Your beloved Podtor hosts, joined as always by our good friend Brian, delve into Torchwood being inflitrated by a parasitic memory worm, Ianto being turned into the Joker, and the fact that Scongo is real. It’s Adam, baybee.
Torchwood S02E04 – Meat
Us Podtor Whocasters agree to try and make an episode about Torchwood with an awkwardly realised CG block of whale meat worthwhile for you, the listener, as they delve into what works and what doesn’t in the episode you cannot beat, Meat.
Best Villain 2007: This. Is. PRADA!!! w/ Cullen Atchley
Kenny and Ben are joined by their friend Cullen for a spirited look at Best Villain 2007! Jack Nicholson proved he still had it with his role in The Departed but was he better than the villains of Saw III, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, 300, and The Devil Wears Prada. The gang gets to the bottom of it while also discussing multiple Wahlbergs and Wahlberg-adjacent figures, the only Best Villain performance delivered entirely while lying down, the effectiveness of our first all-CGI villain, the South Park 300 spoof, Ben’s disappointment that Meryl Streep wasn’t playing the literal devil, and more! It’s an episode that Miranda Priestly herself would approve of!
S05E6/7 – “Christmas Carol” & “Emily”
We bring you Scully pregnancy trauma as we talk about S05E06/07 “Christmas Carol” and “Emily”. We discuss Scully’s autonomy (or lack of) and motherhood and its portrayal in sci-fi, the course of the mytharc in season 5, and our long lost beloved, Melissa Scully.
Tune in next time when we watch S05E10 “Chinga” and follow us on Twitter @condensedtruth!